The Bucket List Thursday, Feb 14 2008 

 

Finally, a movie this year that is worth pondering and writing about.    After watching kid-flicks (when you’re a doting father, you have no choice but to watch movies with your kid) and big-disappointment movies such as I Am Legend and National Treasure,  a touching movie finally comes along.

Two great actors, Morgan Freeman (Carter Chambers) and Jack Nicholson (Edward Cole), joined forces in a movie about two terminally ill-cancer patients in a somewhat ironic twist of fate, shared one hospital room.  One is a billionare who owns the hospital they are both checked-in, the other is a humble mechanic.    One is a loving father who gave up his dreams of becoming a history professor because in his youth, he was “broke, black and with a baby on the way” and instead worked in an auto shop to support his family.  The other is a 4-time divorcee with an estranged daughter whose source of enjoyment is to torment his personal assistant. 

When both of them were given less than a year to live, they faced the reality of how little time remains for them to do what they ever wanted to do.  So they come up with a list of things they want to do before they “hit the bucket”.   They hit the road and criss-crossed the globe for the adventure of a lifetime and one by one, cross out the items written in the list.   In the process, they realized things about themselves and come to terms with the conflicts in their lives. 

The movie is not Academy Awards Best Picture material, but it can move you to laughter, to tears and to change some views in your life.     Perhaps the most powerful line in the movie is when Edward is reading the letter Carter gave him and the last line reads “Find the joy in your life”.

The movie clung in my heartstring for two reasons:  First, the hospital scenes reminded me of the ordeal my mother has to endure while undergoing chemotherapy for her leukemia.    Second, in two occasions, I’ve made my own bucket list, though my list has a less poetic title, I simply called it ”101 Things To Do Before I Die” . 

I first made this list way back in 1995 out of frustration and the feeling that I may just be a mere statistic in this world, though I lost this list two years later, literally because of the recklessness of my youth.   (Though in this two short years,  I was able to accomplish some seemingly impossible tasks such as represent the Philippines in an international competition,  receive an award from the President of the Philippines and profess my love to a lady in front of an audience of no less than 1,000 people).  I made another list in 2002 but I didn’t took it seriously and lost the list again.    I resolved to make another list this year and set out to do all of it before I kick the bucket.     Death need not be looming in the horizon before I set out and get my life in gear. 

Elizabeth: The Golden Age Friday, Dec 21 2007 

 

 I was meaning to watch the movie, Elizabeth: The Golden Age with my 8-year old daughter.   I have this notion that since I have a big influence on her, I can convince her to watch a movie based on a historical figure.    When I was 8, I already prefer watching movies and documentaries about historical events and figures.  I was in Grade 2 when I was glued to the TV mini-series War and Peace, and closely followed the story of its main character, Pierre Bezukhov.   I loved the story, even though I don’t really understand it at that time, primarily because Napoleon Bonaparte is my favorite historical character and I have the same name with the lead character.  Instead, my daughter preferred to go window shopping for the latest model of Bratz.  I’m not disappointed with my daughter at all, I just understood and respected that she’s a different person.  But I’m glad that I didn’t watched it with her because I will end up giving a loooong history lesson trying to correct the inaccuracies portrayed in the movie. 

Elizabeth: The Golden age is the sequel to the 1998 movie Elizabeth.    The movie starts at a time when Spain is the most powerful country in Europe (If you remember your history lessons, in the 15th and 16th century, Spain have the audacity to divide any new discovered world outside Europe between them and Portugal through the treaty of Tordesillas and Zaragoza).    Having just secured her English throne, the Protestant Elizabeth I have to contend with both internal and external threat posed by her Catholic cousin, Mary Queen of Scots and Philip II of Spain.   The Spanish Inquizition is sweeping the continent and the Spanish regent and the Pope sees Elizabeth a heretic and it is their God given duty to bring her down and make all of England embrace catholicism.    The movie also portrays the challenges of a female monarch, at a dangerous time when women have no role in politics, and how great leaders often have to sacrifice their personal happiness to address the demands and needs of their country (How I wish the Philippines have such leaders).   The movie also have a subplot of Sir Walter Raleigh beguiling the English queen, whose biological clock is dangerously ticking, but ended up falling in love with and marrying one of the queen’s lady in waiting Elizabeth Thockmorton.  

Here are some of the historical inaccuracies I’ve observed in the film.

1.  The Babington Plot,  one of the conspiracies to assassinate Elizabeth I was portrayed in the movie as having carried out with the shooter coming face to face with the queen and the plot only failed because the gun used for the assassination was unloaded.   The real Babington Plot was discovered before it was executed and the conspirators sentenced to death.   

2.  In the movie, Elizabeth I mentioned about the Sultan of Turkey.    Turkey as a name of a country,  was only coined in the 20th Century with Mustafa Kemal Ataturk as its first president.  In Elizabeth I’s time, Turkey was known as the Ottoman Empire. 

3.   There’s no Robert Reston, the Jesuit who was ordered by Philip II to do the duty God gave him, in history.  He could be John Ballard, who’s also a Jesuit and a conspirator  in the Babington Plot.  I wonder why they have to change the name of the Jesuit priest. 

4.  Walter Raleigh played a big role in the English defense against the Spanish Armada.  While watching the movie, I am shaking my head because the real historical hero was given a minute role.  Francis Drake is the leader of the English fleet who went toe to toe against the Spanish forces and defeated them.   England has so revered Francis Drake that there’s a legend surrounding the Drake’s Drum.  It’s a drum once owned by the famed seaman and on his deathbed, he said that if England will be in danger,  all someone must sound the drum and Francis Drake will come back to defend England.  The drum was played several times throughout history including the 20th century.  People claim that the Drake drum was heard playing when World War I began and when the English forces were routed in Dunkirk in World War II.  

5.  The English fleet  was not severely outnumbered and outgunned by the Spanish Armada.     In the main battle of Gravelines, the English ships outnumber the Spanish. 

6.  The use of fire-ships (ships purposedly set on fire) by the English fleet was not an act of desperation as portrayed in the film, but an act of brilliant naval tactics.   The fire-ship attacks forced the Spanish fleet to cut their anchors (which troubled them at the later stage of their campaign) and break their formation and positioned themselves against the wind.   This enabled the faster English ships to target the Spanish ships.

7.   It is not the severe storm that battered the Spanish Armada and saved England.  The English Navy  used better naval tactics and strategy.  The strategy of the Spanish navy is to come close to their enemies ship, clip the ship with grappling hooks and the Spanish marines and sailors will board their enemies’ ship for a hand to hand combat.    This tactic was proven effective by the Spanish fleet, specially during the Battle of Lepanto wherein they routed the numerically superior Ottoman Turks’ fleet, but not in this battle.   English ships, being lighter and more maneuverable, prefer distance fighting.  They would unload broadsides of cannons then move out of harms way.   ( In Robert Greene’s book The 33 Strategies of War, Rule No. 2 is Do not fight the last war.  Meaning, change your tactics against every opponent.  Perhaps the Spanish fleet is not aware of this strategy.  Even in the Battle of Trafalgar, which is 250 years later, the Spanish fleet who are aiding the French are doing the same strategy against the British navy.  The defeat of the French and Spanish navy prevented Napoleon Bonaparte from invading England).

8.   The storm that wrecked the Spanish Armada came later when they are defeated by the English navy at the Battle of Gravelines.  Since the English Channel is secured by the English fleet, the Spanish fleet have no recourse but to sail around Scotland and Ireland.  That is where the storm battered them.  With their anchors cut before the battle of Gravelines, Spanish ships are mercilessly hammered against the rocky coasts of Ireland. 

But these historical inaccuracies, for me, are too small to give the viewers a confusing account of history.  It’s a movie, not a documentary.  Movies are meant to entertain, documentaries are meant to inform.   Despite of the many dramatic license the director made, Elizabeth is a great movie worthy to be required as an assignment by every history teachers and professors to their  students. 

By the way, to those charmed by Clive Owen’s Walter Raleigh.  Did I tell you that years later, Walter Raleigh was beheaded by James I (He’s the King James of the King’s James Version of the bible) ?

Enchanted Tuesday, Dec 4 2007 

Saturday, December 1, being bonding day with my daughter, we watched the movie “Enchanted”  at Shangrila after her Kumon Class.

The movie is a gentle parody, a spoof of the fairy tales that Disney itself popularized.  A fairty tale of a princess waiting for “someday her prince will come” who was trapped, of all places, in the real world of New York City. 

All the actors gave superb performances, except for Patrick Dempsey who I think gave a constipated performance.     Amy Adams and James Marsden were able to give life to fairy tale characters who suddenly found themselves in a four dimension world.   I didn’t almost recognize Susan Sarandon due to her excellent characterization of the Wicked Queen. 

The movie has all the formula of a Grimms Brother fairy tale, a scheming, wicked queen, a prince looking for his ladylove, an old hag, poisoned apples, the magic mirror.   But the movie wanted to have a politically correct angle, or a modern angle in the story with the princess rescuing the “prince in distress”.    I think the movie scored high among the feminists world wide. 

The movie somehow implied that love is not really a fairy tale.  But an everyday thing that must be worked on.    I’ve also observed that the movie has some sort of Jane Austen twist wherein two opposites coming to terms with each other at the end of the story. 

Overall, Enchanted is a wonderful movie for kids and adults alike.  Though I still think the wicked queen turning to a dragon as an overkill and Patrick Dempsey, in the King and Queen’s Ball scene, looks like the ugly version of Hugh Jackman in the movie Kate and Leopold. 

Moore’s Law and Lions for Lambs Tuesday, Nov 13 2007 

November 11, a lazy Sunday morning.  Beck and Arphie went to church and to MOA and since she doesn’t want me to go with them, or perhaps doesn’t want me around, I have to content myself being at home for the whole morning.   Good thing that Miguel Coto, the boxer whose style I’m trying to copy when I compete, is fighting Shane Mosley and is airing at Solar Sports.  As expected, my favorite boxer carried the day winning by unanimous decision.   I only stayed long enough to finish watching the match, after which I went to Megamall to buy a new laptop for me since my one year old HP PC is starting to conk out and I want to give it to my daughter for her studies.

I bought an NEC laptop with Intel Core Duo Processe 2.2Ghz, 200GB memory, 2GB DDRAM and dedicated video card.  Geez, I speak like a technogeek even though I’ll be using the laptop as a glorified typewriter for e-mails and word docs, spreadsheet and of course, Medieval 2.  The game wherein I can live my frustrations of being a leader of a country and general of an army.   The NEC is surprisingly cheap,  for its high specs, it only cost me Php80k.  An Acer laptop of the same specs would set one back for about Php97. To think that NEC is a better brand and has better quality compared to Acer.

Buying this laptop made me reflect on Moore’s Law.   Formulated by Gordon Moore, former president of Intel, and coined by Carver Mead, it simply states that every two years, the number of transistors that can be cheaply placed on an integrated circuit doubles.    Which means that every two years, computer speed doubles while at the same time, reducing its costs. 

Moore’s law has a profound impact on consumers and businesses alike.  Year after year, consumers can buy faster computers at cheaper prices. But this has drawbacks to the consumer as well.   If we follow the law, it means that 3 months after purchasing a top of the line computer, the computer will be around 10 to 15% slower than the new computer models that will be out in the market.  One example is when I purchase an HP last year, two weeks later, Intel released the Core Duo.  Rendering the Pentium processors obsolete.   Businesses is also severely affected by this.   As the price of computing power falls, meanwhile the cost for computer companies to develop faster computers escalates.    So economically speaking, is Moore’s law sustainable in the long run?  And practically speaking do consumers need faster computers when it is just used for e-mails, word processing, spreadsheets and of course, blogging?   Moore’s law only applies to computer hardware, I never heard of a software equivalent of the law.  So here’s the dilemma, do softwares and the  computing power it demands also develop exponentially to justify the speed of the development in computing power?

But then again, I am just a consumer with no power to debunk the law.  I’ll just enjoy my newly acquired toy and wait until two years later when it will just be an archeological artifact just because of computer companies trying to keep up with Moore’s Law.

Since I’m in Megamall, I decided to watch Lions for Lambs, a movie about the US’ GWOT (Global War on Terror) and attemps to dig at the human consequence of a complicated war.   It has been more than a year since I last watched a movie alone and the feeling’s surreal.   The movie is a big disappointment specially that it starred Tom Cruise, Meryl Streep and Robert Redford, who is also the director of the movie.  I thought that the movie is about conspiracy theories like A Few Good Men and JFK.  Instead its like a long college debate on the rationales of war.  The movie has a good premise, but the writers failed to take advantage of it.    Come to think of it, how about I write a screenplay of a conspiracy theory involving Moore’s Law and the Global War on Terror? 

Elizabethtown Thursday, Nov 8 2007 

Much as I don’t want to but I can’t resist to have death as the theme of my first entry in my blog.

Last night, I watched the movie Elizabethtown in HBO. It starred Orlando Bloom and Kirsten Dunst about a shoe designer whose one of his innovative designs caused his shoe company to lose $972M. Because of this failure, he was about to commit suicide when he got a call from his sister informing him that his father died. He was given a new perspective and purpose in life when he was tasked to ensure that his father’s dying wishes were fulfilled. Orlando Bloom’s character made the road trip from Elizabethtown, Kentucky to California and visited tourist attractions along the way. Its the road trip that his father would always wanted to make. And at each stop, he would spread to the air a handful of the cremated remains of his father to signify that he has been there.

The movie reminded me of my Mom who died last August 29. It was her dream to travel to several countries and I promised to bring her along with one of my travels. She’s been to Hong Kong, China, Australia and Papua New Guinea… all courtesy of my sister.

She was confined at Perpetual Help Medical Center in Las Pinas for her 3rd round of chemotherapy for her leukemia. I remember 3 days before she died, in a phone conversation, she teased me that when she get out of the hospital, she will be going to Thailand or Hong Kong with my family so I have to save up on some dollars. Now, I will never have the pleasure of touring my mother.